When we lose 20 pounds...we may be losing the 20 best
pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that
contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty
*Woody Allen*

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds
if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon
*Doug Larson*

If nature had intended our skeletons
to be visible it would have put them
on the outside of our bodies
*Elmer Rice*